Since We Argued..

Illustration of snail burrowing into the ground, with text ‘Since we argued…. I can’t eat, I can barely breathe, my hair’s falling out, I’ve been crying for days, I’ve lost a stone, I’m covered in spots, I’ve stopped washing, my teeth are rotting, I’ve amputated my thumbs, I’ve torched my car – and yesterday I missed Coronation Street’. Message inside reads ‘There I go again… me, me, me, me, me’ in natural brown envelope H:16 x W:14.5cm