Silly Christmas Survival Kit

Need to find something small, fun and silly as a small present, or fill that last empty space in the Christmas stocking? Ta da – the Christmas Survival Kit! Contains: Cotton wool to ensure you have a white Christmas; Mint to freshen your breath for kissing under the mistletoe; Elastic band for when your patience is stretched; Paper clip to keep your family together; Rubber to erase any embarrassing moments; Candle to keep your Christmas bright; Matchsticks for the time when your eyelids are drooping; Button in case yours pops after too many mince pies; Tea bag for when you can finally sit down and relax – Colours according to availability